Pol Pot

Stephen D. Gross

Pol Pot (after a remark he made upon viewing the bones of murdered people)

Cambodian skulls are larger
Vietnamese skulls are quite grand
Laotian skulls are small like a gull’s
they fit in the palm of your hand

The Khmer Rouge is tender
The Vietcong is sneaky and mean
Napoleon’s forces eat slow racehorses
(They’d rather watch Jerry & Dean)

We never harm women or children
behead them or cause them unrest
Without knife or fork we eat our “Long Pork”
Cambodian cuisine is the best!